He wouldn't be gay except I talked him into it.
His destiny was to save the planet and get the girl.
A slight change in plans he now sells houses.
My super hero the real estate hunk on TV.
That everyone thinks is straight and available.
But his heart belongs to me of all people.
Note I am not chopped liver myself.
Nor am I a damsel in destress.
I am in charge of our roll playing game.
Tonight he is a German Young man here on a visa.
He now needs a wife to stay in America.
Me - Are you okay bro you seemed depressed?
Fredrick - My fiancé just broke up with me now I will be deported.
Me - Oh that so sad, you should go gay we could have sex and fall in love and get married.
Fredrick - You teach me how to do gay stuff?
Me - I would love to teach you gay stuff.
Fifty-eight minutes later...
Fredrick - That was amazing I love being gay and making love to you. Will you marry me please.
Me - I would love to marry you, but first it's my turn to make love to you.
Brian - Okay that's out of caricature the German guy does bottom yet...
Me - He just had the best sex of his life why stop now?
Brian - He was straight just an hour ago and now he bottoms?
Me - I would love to marry you Fredrick if you promise to do that every day for the rest of our lives.
Fredrick - I promise, now I show you how German men screw each other. See if you like it better.
Me - Oh my God are we really doing this again?
Fredrick - Not gay in Germany Man sex.
Me - And my favorite position how did you know? Oh God...
Brian - I love you so much bro
Me - I love you more.
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