Josh - Bro the ratio of males to females this year on campus is ridiculous. It's like one chick to three and a half guys. A third of females transferred to a blue state.
Billy - We picked a Red State to go to college bro, that means your stuck doing gay stuff for the next four years.
Josh - Whoa Bro, I'm not gay, I don't do gay stuff. Never have, never will.
Billy - Relax , gay stuff is awesome once you wrap your head around you are doing with another guy.
Josh - Wait, you do gay stuff? Are you gay?
Billy - I might as well be that's all I am getting. I have not bottomed yet, but there is a guy that's trying to talk me into it. He bottoms for me and loves it but only thinks it fair I give back occasionally.
Josh - You you are doing a gay dude in the butt that at least makes you bisexual.
Billy - Weird... but I am starting to feel guilty. He loves in the butt, why wouldn't I or anybody else once they tried it.
Josh - That is what makes you gay forever bro. Once you get it you always want more.
Billy - Are you really prepared to wait four years to have sex again? My dad wants me to transfer to a blue state and stop the gay stuff. Mom said it doesn't matter there won't be a planet to be gay or straight on.
Josh - OMG your parents know you do gay stuff.
Billy - My dad found out by accident we ran into each other at an adult video arcade. I was there trying to get some practice in and my dad was looking for someone to practice on him.
Josh - Wait you didn't do him did you?
Billy - Yeah I don't like to talk about it. My dad admitted he's been going there for years getting blown by guy guys. That was like my tenth time and he said it was in the top ten since he started going there. He hasn't gone back since. He just found a buddy that gives him one any time he wants. It is really twisted. My dad says all guys do gay stuff eventually. But if I move to a blue state I could have a wife and family first.
Josh - That's what makes me straight I want a wife and family.
Billy - Me too but you hook up with the right gay guy you can get married and adopt or find a surrogate and sex on request any time you want. All this sex talk has made me horny. I sure would love to give you your first real blow job just to prove to you it's so much better in the first place.
Josh - I don't get it. What makes it so much better.
Billy's - Guys that do that want to bring you pleasure and make each time better then the last. Girls just want to get it over with.
Josh - Okay you convinced me can we do this at your place I have roommates.
Billy's - Sure Bro.
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