Everyone was a little drunk it was Friday night. Buck just got caught giving a guy a blow job in his bedroom and his brothers are going crazy. The kid took off and Chuck the old took pics of him grabbing his pants and booking down the driveway.
I am stilling in my recliner in my boxers with my feet up. My dog Carlos is sitting on my lap and I got a beer in one hand. The TV is playing country western music. I have a secret love thing going on with Ms. Kelly Clarkson and angel here on earth. When I find out I have a gay son that likes to suck dick. His brothers seem to like the idea of having a gay little brother. Their sexual abuse started thirty minutes later at the most.
He was quick to come out of the closet and admit he was gay. Saying he was attracted to guys and like to suck cock crossed a line in his big brother red neck brains. He was sitting there getting yelled at from his brothers for being a fag. When the oldest pull out his dick and said get over here.
Buck would tell me when this was all over it was growing up with two big brothers and a dad that made him gay. I blamed everything on his mother and felt he could too. He said he had been waiting all his life to have sex with his brothers. I got to say it showed. Right there before my eyes he started blowing his older brother. I was pretty sure he had had one before he has a lot of girlfriends. He was literally blow away how good his little brother was doing. Then the middle son butted in and Buck is on his knees making eye contact with me as he takes turns doing his brothers.
I admit to being wasted, but I am watching all three sons doing gay stuff as far as I am concerned. It was like a gay family porno playing out in my living room and I was in it. Then due to too many beers and a lack of actual sex with another person as they boys reach the end of their performance the dog jumps off my lap releasing my own issues. The brothers dragged their little brother over to blow their father.
The twisted part was when the oldest Chuck retrieves total and complete package to shove in his little brother jizz drenched face. Buck had a smile on his face and was happier the shit this was happening. Hank the middle son was shouting orders to his little brother telling him what to do to his daddy.
I can't say for sure what actually snapped in my brain. I grab a chunk of Hank's and Chuck's hair from the back of their heads. I put Hank mouth on my ball sack and make Chuck swallow my cock and tell them both to get busy and let me know how it feels to do gay shit.
Buck sat back and watched with amazement.
Me - I guess you are not the only son that does gay shit buck.
Buck stands up and comes around the back of the chair and gives me a kiss that made his brother gag and then throw up a little. It was still the best blow job ever from my three sons. It was also the reason I quit drinking the next morning. To make sure I never did gay stuff again with anyone. Can't say that about my three sons though, are three are happily out of the closet gay boys. Performing at anytime daily all over my house one would think people would pay to see how we live somewhere on the internet. Straight Dad Production Presents: My Three Gay Sons.
Then the four of us get into this conversation if I am actually straight still. I don't drink and don't have sex and I bate to gay porn more than anything. Drinking allows me to be my true gay self and why I quit because I cannot admit it.
While I admit to loving blow jobs, and fucking, I have always been partial to a nice pair of boobs. I don't like the idea of a dick in my mouth or my butt despite the fact I like the idea of doing that to someone else male or female. Then Buck get all weird complaining he never got a chance with his dad unlike his brothers. I reminded them it was a team effort to get me to completion. Chuck says he's had weeks to practice and he much better at it now.
Buck then suggest a drive downtown to a gay bar where I could meet gay guys not my sons that just might be interested in me.
Chuck - If not you just show them your dick...
Hank - That will scare most gays away, don't do that dad. Unless your like peeing in the rest room. Guys into big will spread the word all over the bar.
Buck - Wear those faded Wranglers with the rip in the knee.
Wow I was impressed. They were acting more gay everyday. Telling me how to dress and shit. I decided It would be kind of fun to take the three of them to a gay bar. I say let's go for it I am open. Thirty minutes later we were leaving, and thirty minutes after that we arrived at the Backstreet Townhall and Dance Bar.
Slightly weird when the D.J. announced us walking in ....
DJ - The Barton Brothers finally brought their daddy. Big welcome for daddy Barton Folks.
Bartender Billy - Wow Nice to meet you, can I call you daddy? or would you prefer Sir.
My name's Wayne young man, and I will take a Bud Light bottle or draft witch ever is colder.
Billy - Most defiantly draff Wayne be right back.
Wayne (me) - Damn that is cold wow that tastes good.
Billy - Now that we have you all together in the room a the same time same. So, when anyone asks who did gay stuff first they each blame another brother. So which one did gay stuff first.
Wayne - It wasn't a first thing really. It was my evil ex-wife's fault and they watch her treat me like shit for years. We all hated her, and she walked around the house naked in front of all three boys. Then give them hell for getting an erection. She had bowling balls for boobs and butt cheeks on two tiny little legs. All implants she paid for from working. She scared all three boys away from chicks into doing gay stuff with each other.
Billy - Wow that's quite a story, Finish that Bud Light draft I will get you a fresh one.
Wayne - You keep that beer at freezing don't you?
Billy - 36 degrees, provide people don't go in and out too much. So at puberty they all just starting doing gay stuff? When did you find out.
Wayne - Hell no they were raised red necks and you might let a gay dude or a fat chick blow you but no one can ever find out. They were all out of high school and pretending to be straight. When one night we all got drunk and gay stuff happened and before the night was over everyone had participated.
Billy - You too Wayne. Did you participate?
Wayne - Yes it was the first time, the only time, and the last time I had sex. I gave up dinking the next morning. This is my second beer since then.
Billy - So, Wayne are you looking to hook up and do gay stuff tonight.
Wayne - I am open to it.
Billy - I have some stuff to take care in back a bunch of drag queens are going to perform. I get off work in an hour If you make sure you are still here.
Wayne - I will be here.
The drag show starts with Judy Garland and Somewhere over the Rainbow. Then Bette Midler singing The Rose, who Buck seem to like a lot. Then finally Ms. Kelly Clarkson singing the Kelly Clarkson song - Because Of You
Wayne - Can everyone confirm that is in fact a boy in a... a dress.
Chuck - Yup
Hank - That is a one piece swim suit not a dress.
Wayne - Oh fuck that butt gas got some giggle to it. Shut up no talking.
Hank - Dad are you crying or is it just smoky in here.
Wayne - Oh my God she's coming over here, play it cool boys don't let me embarrasses myself.
Billy - Well Wayne you ready for that beer now?
Wayne - Do I know you? Wait , Billy the bartender as Kelly Clarkson I am impressed. Drinks are on me.
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