Quarter Back Sneak
At today's Pep Rally John Riley our record setting Quarterback three years in a row, and his best friend and Right Tight End Jimmy Dallin on and off the field evidently. Came out as gay lovers to entire school of 1732 students.
Old Dog, New Trick
I was walking my dog in the park yesterday and I met this little muscle boy. He felt in love with my dog Charlie, and said he had one just like him back home. I invited him over for spaghetti and meatballs. He was trying to get Charlie to do a trick for a meatball. I explained Charlie learns by example. I went through a whole bag of meatballs taking turns between the two of them.
Better Than Betty
Dave - Wow I had no idea that is how that was supposed to work until now. That was way better than Betty's and I not so sure she even knows how to give one now.
Mike - Growing up with five brothers you have to learn to how to give one.
Redneck Who Likes Gay Stuff
Billy Duncan was a big kid from a hick town. Twice the size of his father, our local Baptist minister his mother side of the family were giants. Puberty hit Billy in seventh grade way before the rest of his class. His parent would tell you it was self induced the poor boy won't stop playing with it. The pastor would preach sermons about sin of the flesh. Billy didn't get it.
Billy's childhood trauma started in ninth grade. Billy met a girl a school that asked to see it when he took to see a movie. She was impressed and slightly scared. Billy threw his jacket over his lap and she stuck her hand dome his pants. Billy was freaking it was the first time another person had touch his unit. Let's just say he made a mess.
It was at this point Billy learns about rejection. The young lady told everyone at school what happened at the movie theatre. She also told everyone it was the size of her arm. Elbow to fist that is. Weird how all the males seem proud, and all the females said... He might as well be gay, it is way too big for girls.
Not sure if it was a joke, a prank, or just advice. Four guys from the football team take Billy to the 24 hour adult bookstore on highway 88. Just don't wear your high school jackets and you will pass for old enough.
Slightly wield all for high school guys get in the same booth and the guy in the booth next door wants something through a hole in the wall. Billy complies to the amassment of everyone, she was right about the size.
Billy got his first blow job from a dude in the next booth, who also threw up right when Billy got off and shot. The other three young men all exited to find an empty booth and their own gay guy. The Rocket High School Football team would never be the same. The son of the Baptist minster was gay enough to want more.
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