It was supposed to be a Dad's night out. With two boys in college and a daughter graduating high school. My wife off doing her thing trying to save the planet. Greg my neighbor from across the street was in the same boat as me. Father's Day and no celebration he suggests we go out and celebrate ourselves. Dinner and a Gentleman's bar.
Dinner was awesome and then a topless bar. Two straight married guys with kids walk into a topless bar. As we are waiting for drinks Greg informs me he comes here once a month to remember what sex was like. Admitting he had not has sex with is wife in over three years.
Then I started counting the months and realized it had been over a year. We don't have sex anymore we just fool around make out and take care of ourselves. Then a young lady brown hair starts dancing on stage and she looks like my daughter. It almost hurts to look. I'm looking at her exposing her self and wonder if her dad knows she is doing this. I turned my chair around to watch the crowd not the young lady.
Greg seems picks up on the fact she looks too much like my daughter. He's got three boys. We order a second drink and the conversation start getting personal. I realize for the first time I don't have anyone to tell my secret's to. The ones you can't tell your wife about. I went through three receptionist before find one that didn't want to have an affair. Now all I think about is having an affair with her.
We order our third drink and Greg suggest we walk around before we get too buzzed. It's a huge place with two stages one for females, and one for male stripers. There was about fifty single aroused females enjoying that show. We sit at a table where we can watch the audience.
A blond guy bodybuilder, mid twenties comes out in cowboy gear and starts to take it off. Greg asks if I ever had a lap dance. I said yes at my bachelors party Twenty-one years ago. The ladies in the audience are going nuts for the guy. He has someone celebrating her birthday come up on stage and sits her in a chair. He almost does lap dance on stage. I got to say watching that was a turn on and I don't know why.
We were almost done with our third drink and I felt a buzz. That was my que to stop drinking. Greg told the young lady one more and asked her to have Chance stop by.
Before I could ask who Chance was the blond guy that was on stage shows up and gives Greg a hug. Greg does introductions, Chance says nice to meet you, I got the van here it you two want to take a break. Greg says we would love to.
It was a fifteen seat passenger conversion van made into a studio apartment. Kitchen sink, bathroom, microwave, bed. The only thing it did have was a shower. I didn't understand what he meant by a break meant. Until we the three of us were sitting in the van and Chance pulls out a joint, and Greg pulls out a one hundred dollar bill. Chance asks is this for you or your friend.
Greg - For me please I have asked Walt if he wants one or not.
Chance - Watch what happens and then decide.
We pass the joint around once and Greg stand and drops his pants and then removes them exposing himself and partly aroused.
Walter (me) - Not the first time you done this I take it?
Greg - Once a month gives me something to look forward to. It's also the best one you will ever get in your life.
Chance starts to cover Greg in spit, and then takes the whole thing down his throat burying his face in Greg's pubes repeatedly in slow motion.
Walter - Wow
One minute later I was adjusting myself I was so turned on. When Greg said ...
Greg - Just show it to me It will help get me off.
I was already there with the suggestion, and my wallet as I pull out a one hundred dollar bill.
Bait and Switch -Story Time Blog
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